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English Jokes
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Mother Affection




माँ का स्नेह
माँ : बेटा  अगर  मेरी  आंखें

ख़राब  हो  जाये  तो  तुम  क्या  करो  गे?

बेटा : माँ  तुम्हें  शहर ले  जाऊं

गा वहां  इलाज़  करवाऊंगा.

माँ : अगर  फिर  भी  ठीक    हुई  तो?

बेटा: माँ  मैं  पैसे  खर्च  करूंगा

तुम्हें  विदेश  ले  जा  केर  इलाज़  करवओंगा ..



माँ  हस  पड़ी ..!!



बेटा : आच  माँ  अगर  मेरी  आंखें  ख़राब  हो

जाएँ  तो  तुम  क्या  करोगी?



माँ : मेरे  लाल , मैं   तुझे  अपनी  आंखें  दे  दूंगी ...

No one is Great than Mother!!

Mother India, no one is better great than mother, mother love affection, pure selfless true love of mother, माँ का स्नेह प्यार

Character of Gabbar Singh



गब्बर सिंह का चरित्र चित्रण

Gabbar Singh
Gabbar Singh

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Facebook Realty Fun


Funny Facebook Chat Room
Facebook in real life
Facebook in real life

facebook profile addiction
facebook profile addiction
status on facebook
status on facebook
RELATED POST: FACEBOOK CHAT ROOM

GIRLS STATUS ON FACEBOOK

Facebook love marriage
Facebook love marriage

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Funny Boyfriend and Sexy Girl Friend




Funny Boyfriend at dinner with his Sexy Girl Friend at her home

How a boy friend react at his girlfriend home during meeting with her parent.

Boyfriend gone at his girlfriend home at her invitation to meet Girlfriend parents. During taking dinner heavily rain started and Girlfriend Mother said to boy that you can stay here as rain doesn’t seem to stop. You can sleep here

Boyfriend feels very happy. Aftr dinner every one was searching him because he was not longer there. Every one was surprise where he gone. After some minutes he appear at once from the door with wet clothes. When they asked him where he was?

Boyfriend Replied:

“I went to home to bring my night payjama”

Funny Boyfriend and Sexy Girl Friend, comedy scene when a Boyfriend at dinner with his Sexy Girl Friend at her home 
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SHREE PATNII CHAALLISA




Comedy quotes : A Naughty Child was irritating a man, who fears to his wife then child offer  him to chant the SHREE PATNII CHAALLISA to  remove the fear of wife ....

Poetry - SHREE PATNII CHAALLISA

Namho-namho patnii maharani,

tumari mhima koi na jaani... || 1 ||



Hmne smjha tum ablaa ho,

per tumto sabsa badi balaa ho... || 2 ||



Jes din haath me belan aawe,

Ussi din PATII khoob chilave.... || 3 ||



Sare bister pe PATNII sove,

PATII beth fersh per roove.... || 4 ||



Tumsa hi ghar MATHURA KAASI,

or tumse hi ghar Satyanaasi... . || 5 ||



PATNII CHALISA jo koi gaave,

sab sookh chhod paramm dukh paave.... ||

SHREE PATNI CHALISA Complete

Programmer’s life Scenario




Programmer’s life Scenario 

Ten Thirty A.M. – Start work happily
After 2 Hour – A Bug will Occur
After 5 hour – Code Fail
At Night – Ohh Shit, Just Semicolon left

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Software Engineers Life or a Joke
Software Engineers Life or a Joke

funny Definition of IT professionals, jokes about IT professional
funny Definition of IT professionals, jokes about IT professional
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Language of Love




What is common in GirlFriend and Police..???
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Think..More !

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Both will leave you after eating your money ..!!!













Going lonely on the ways of life…



Disturb, Sadness, exhausted…




Then I met a friend like YOU and …





Rest of life also destroyed fully….





Hi hi hi, ha ha ha



























Meaning of PYAR
sfgsdhfs
weirwrrwy
cmbvcmncvxzvcmbx
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padha Nahi ja raha na?





ara patthar dil, Forward kar de isko





Tum kyaa jaano,  Pyar - Mahobbat ki bhasha .....


What is common in GirlFriend and Police jokes, girlfriend police shayari poetry, do you know the language of love, Going lonely on the ways of life Shyari poetry

Lohri Mubarak




Happy Makar Sankaranti
Happy Makar Sankaranti
Lohri mubarak ho
Lohri mubarak ho
Wishing you happy lohri
Wishing you happy lohri


Happy Lohri To All my friends
Lohri Diya Lak Lak Badaayian..
Lovely
Sandy
xXx



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From a women's Point of View




From a women's end of vision

- The most ideal man in the earth is her father. :)


- The most battered husband in the planet is her brother. :p


- The most good-looking man in the globe is her son. ;)


- The luckiest and happiest man in the planet is her sister's husband. :D


- The most thankful man in the humankind is her son in law.


- And the most evil, most self-seeking, merciless, total tweak and the man with worst performance in the world is her husband.

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SMS Party




Life may not be the celebration you desired 4,
but that doesn't indicate that you should stop dancing!
keep in mind you are the DJ of your life!
Just twist it!
Rock it!
Enjoy it!

When v r
on a operation for SUCCESS,
V have to cross three stages
RUDENESS
OPPONENT
APPROVAL
Fools stop at the first stage
Losers stop at the second stage
Winners cross the third stages

Never drawing your personality
similar to a backyard where anyone can stroll..
Design it similar to the heavens
where everybody seeks to attain!
Aim high! Reach high..
GOOD DAY!

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Broken Heart Poetry


love poetry shayari poetry  sms in hindi
love shayari sms in hindi
Dil ki baat shayari poetry ka saath, pyar bhari shyari, love shayari sms in hindi

Dil ki baat shayari poetry ka saath
Dil ki baat shayari poetry ka saath
 shayari for farewell in hindi, friend ship shayari, full of sms shayari
broken heart shayari poetry
broken heart shayari

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Pandit Ji Astrology


naughty astrology funny principle, funny result of astrology pandit ji
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Propose to a Girl


How a boy Propose to sexy girl
How a boy Propose to sexy girl
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Boy To Girl


Boy friend and Girl friend jokes and fun, Funny naughty Gossip
Boy friend and Girl friend jokes and fun, Funny naughty Gossip
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Facebook Chat Room


Facebook Chat Room Realty, How Funny time pass
Facebook Chat Room Realty, How Funny time pass
facebook in real life comedy
facebook in real life comedy


Facebook love scandal
Facebook love scandal

Love and Sex on Facebook
Love and Sex on Facebook

humor Facebook funny profile
humor Facebook funny profile


 RELATED POST: FACEBOOK REALTY

  GIRLS STATUS ON FACE BOOK STATUS

FACEBOOK ACT LAW:
Behind every update
status ...
there is a  dead line rule...

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Ctrl + C
Ctrl + V


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I miss you


I miss you, husband wife fight jokes
I miss you, husband wife fight jokes ..
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Drunker Teacher


Drunker Teacher



Arz kiyaa h.,
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class me master ji sharaab liye baithey hain
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gaur farmaiega
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class me master ji sharaab liye baithey hain
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or bacche itne haraami saale ki glass liye baithey hain... ;)


waah waah waah waah waah waah


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Happy new year wallpapers


Happy New Year Wallpapers
Happy New Year Wallpapers
New Year Greetings SMS
New Year Greetings SMS
New Year Wishes and Quotes
New Year Wishes and Quotes
Wish you very happy new year
Wish you very happy new year
Naya Saal Mubarak Ho
Naya Saal Mubarak Ho
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Christmas


Merry Christmas to All of You My Dear Friends

Birth of Jesus Christ on christmas day
Birth of Jesus Christ on christmas day
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happy christmas wallpapers

Merry Christmas Wallpapers
Merry Christmas Wallpapers

Santa Claus christmas
Santa Claus Christmas

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why dogs are better than humans


why dogs are better than humans

how dogs are better than humans jokes
how dogs are better than humans jokes


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Kids Jokes


Marriage Jokes
Marriage Jokes


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Jis gaddi Ne Tumhe Thoka


Bunty - Jis gaddi Ne Tumhe Thoka,Uska Color aur Number Yad Hey

Sunny - Nahi, Par Chalaane Waali Madam Ne Red  color ki Shirt Pehni Thi aur Uske 2 Button Khule The..


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Two cockrooch ICU me


Two Cock Roch ICU me admit the.
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 First: Kisne mara tere ko?
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 Second: Arey, kisi ne nhi yaar, Ye
 saali
 ladkiyaan
 Mujhe dekh kr itna chillati
 hain ki
 heart attack
 aa gyaa ...

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I got to know you failed in English


BoyFriend: Baby, I got to know you failed in English, how is it possible?
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 GF: Nhi jhut hai Who TELLED you?? :O
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BoyFriend : Bs  tu Rahne De, Mai Samajh Gya! :P

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Four boys on a bike


Four boys on a bike..
 Police:- even triple riding is banned aur
 tum to 4 baithey ho.....??
 Boys shocked :-O
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 and said:- saalo 5wa kaha gir
 gyaa.?? :-O

Boys trip jokes, Comedies in boys and policeman, bike jokes, boys bike comedies.

Funny Application


Application Regarding the Bored life in school by a student to school headmaster

Funny Romantic Student Application
Funny Romantic Student Application



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Aj ka Baawlibooch


Ak choora Aaj bi garmi mein maran laag rha hai...
Jiste
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Choori
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thi.......


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"Tu  sooter ne pahan ke Salu laag se.."

aj ka baawlibooch, haryanvi ashik, haryanvi shyari, Haryana ki shyari

Master Ji aur Papu



Master Ji aur Papu

Tau - What is the age of ur father?
Choora: As is is mine.
Tau: How is it can possible?
Choora: Simple because ! When I was born then

He became father.

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Todays Love


Todays Love - Love aaj Kal
Todays Love - Love aaj Kal


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Naukar Malik




Maalik  khade-khade key se apna ak kaan khuj la raha tha
Naukar unko dhyan se dekh ker bola-
Maalik, Agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka doon kya ?

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Just Jokes


Teacher and student Jokes
Teacher and student Jokes




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Santa Jokes


Customer servoce Fun and Jokes
Customer servoce Fun and Jokes


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Santa Banta Jokes


Santa banta special
Santa banta special

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Husband Wife Jokes


Husband Wife Jokes
Husband Wife Jokes



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